Section .377 Unplugged @ KINARA DHABA ..

It’s become a RAGE amongst my colleagues & has made PB SAGAR an Overnight Sensation in his society, BBM circle & FB to be honest!

Apart from his flirting stories, his work is excelling & it gives me satisfaction & bliss seeing him do well for himself & his family..!

Rock On Buddy..

 

My 20^th Documented Edition of his Affairs is a continuation of MY CURSE in which , PB SAGAR has to date two MEN before getting hitched again with his female fan following..!

              Section .377 Unplugged @ KINARA DHABA ..

It’s 2.30am.. BBM & TAB simultaneous texts are on .!
His hunger is growing day by day, minute by minute..
After destroying the GUY NEXT DOOR – DOSSH..
He has set his eyes on his BANKER friend – SOODIE..

Just for flashback..my dear bloggers ..
SOODIE is the same guy , who gave a shoulder to BEBO to cry on. .
He took advantage & hugged her. { This has made PB SAGAR jealous }
BADLA toh woh lega .. barabarr ka lega .. !

He sends a SMS to everyone,

“ Dear Team, Lets do well individually tomrw. Our ACHVT so far-77 Lacs & we need to achieve 2 CR by month end..
Looking back to SOODIE & DOSSH ..{Observe – It’s not Looking forward}
ALL THE BEST ..”

DOSSH is in depression & has taken a 15 day leave after the MADH ISLAND episode.

SOODIE is delighted at the sms & reverts, “ Won’t let you go down.I mean … Won’t disappoint you .. Meaning will prove by performance.Anyways,see you at the party..”

PB SAGAR ka nishaana sahi jagah laga hai .. He knows the 2^nd Bakra is ready to be HALAL this weekend.. Incidently, SOODIE is celebrating is 25^th Birthday with his close associates namely – MEHFOOZ,PRADEEP,PB SAGAR & ME..!

The venue is fixed by PB SAGAR at KINARA DHABA.PB SAGAR’s FAVORITE Joint which has rustic Khatiyaas, Hookahs, Live Ghazals & Singing, Pool & Jalebiwala.

The best part of the KINARA DHABA is the Exclusive TREE HOUSE Table for private parties..

We have reached @ KINARA. It’s 8pm on a Sunday evening,

PB SAGAR & myself are playing a game of POOL. Must say, he is a Master at the game too.{Though he lost miserably}

PB SAGAR has booked the TREE HOUSE Table for his new love interest.

Wearing a checkered shirt & rugged denims-Spykar, Converse shoes & Davidoff Perfume specially for SOODIE.

I am surprised too.. He never dresses like this for his best dates.

After calling him for a Zillion times, SOODIE is here..!

They hug & it’s the trademark pinch on the cheeks.

SOODIE has done a Facial, Eye-brows, Lens instead of the usual specs & worn a Two tone shirt. Never can I imagine a MAN taking such steps to look good .. ! He is evolving as a METROSEXUAL but may become.????????

SOODIE can’t play POOL & PB SAGAR is at his rescue. Showing him how to bend to the table & play the perfect shots by cuing well..! SOODIE is learning but is blushing at the same time. He can’t resist the DAVIDOFF aroma..!

PB SAGAR insists SOODIE that they try Shooting for a GIFT..!

{Chowpatty wala Gun instead of Balloons it’s a set of gifts }
PB SAGAR asks SOODIE, “ Bol Beta tujhe kya chahiye ?? “

SOODIE replies, “ Perfume who wala.. “

Believe it or not ? He gets it in ONE SHOT .. Pradeep is proof ..!

That’s TRUE LOVE..SOODIE is overwhelmed & gives him a GAY JHUPPI .. !

We proceed towards the TREE House Table. Hookahs ordered KIWI PAN Salsa as usual { He never changes the damn order }.They have ordered Kebabs & Red Bull to keep up the tempo..!

SOODIE is having a VODKA peg & has 1-2 many before getting high..!
He starts falling around on the Baitak {Sitting area – Bed & Loads} & throws Peanuts @ PB SAGAR. This behavior is a Sign of Attack for PB SAGAR.

SOODIE in tears, ”Aaj ka Din mere liye bahut accha tha ..Thanks SWEETZ.”

PB SAGAR – “ Mere Raja ..Tumhaara Chehra Mere liye CHAAND ka Tukda hai..
Galti se bhi nahi isse nazar lagne dena..Aa Kaajal laga doon..”

SOODIE like a fool actually comes close for a TEEKHA..PB SAGAR being over-smart aaplies the COAL ASH from the Hookah as a Kaajal Substitute..!

PB SAGAR decides it now or never .. Chance pe Dance maarta hoon..

PB SAGAR gives SOODIE a Surprise Gift.. With a Red Ribbon & a Hearts Wrapper…

It’s a WRIST Watch..RED DIAL with a BLUE Button on the right..!

{Mr.India GHADI from CHOR BAZAAR}

PB SAGAR bought it for Rs.200/- from a Tantrik called BABA BENGAALI.. .

Tantrik warns him about the magical powers of the Watch..!  

“Jo bi isse pehnega .. GAYAB ho Jaayega like TUSHARR KAPOOR..”

PB SAGAR is always fooling around & takes it as a JOKE..!

He decides ,“ Saala SOODIE Gayab hua after Affair..Ki Farakh Paindha hai ?? .. Izzat toh bach jayegi !! “

SOODIE likes the Watch & wears it proudly..

Things are ready to happen.. Becoz of the HOOKAH..

PB SAGAR asks the waiter to switch off the fan ..

SOODIE removes his shirt feeling the heat ..

Things are getting BAD to worst..

PB SAGAR in the mean time…suggests a GAME - Truth & DARE..

Bottle of Smirnoff is turned by PB SAGAR..

Gol Gol Gol .. It faces towards SOODIE..

SOODIE ka turn..He opts for TRUTH – 

PB SAGAR asks, “ Have u ever smooched someone before .. “

SOODIE being the loser always,” NO..I AM a VIRGIN ..Bhai aise Questions Mat POochiYOO.. Sharm aati hai yaaarr.. “  Blushing..

He still believes Kissing can make you lose ur Virginity ..!

Bottle turns .. Now it’s PB SAGAR’s Turn..!

DARE it is ..!!

SOODIE dares PB SAGAR to Smooch any1 at the KINARA DHABA..

PB SAGAR is hungry for action, he decides to scare SOODIE..

PB SAGAR sings,,” AAJA AAJA main hoon Pyaar tera .. Wallah Wallah intezaar tera .. OHH AAJA AJJA AAA AAJA >> AA AA .. “

SOODIE denies him the chance,“ Bhai maine yeh kabhi kiya nahi hai.. Tu plz yaar AISA MAT KARIYOO.. Mujhe naa Paseena aa raha hai .. “

PB SAGAR trying to force him,

” Beta, There is always a 1^st time.! Kuch nahi hota..

DARE complete karte hain..Phir tu mere Ghar Aur mein tere Ghar ..”

SOODIE is like , “ KYA PAAGAL HAI Kyaa .. ?? what r u sayin .. ?? “

PB SAGAR correcting himself ,”SOODIE Chal naa--Tu tere Ghar..Main mere Ghar..!“

Taking advantage of the situation, PB SAGAR tries to SMOOCH him..

PB SAGAR is just fooling around but now it has become a serious issue..!

SOODIE is getting irritated .. He starts calling out for help..

“ BACHAAO BACHAAO >> “

A crowd gathers for help,

Waiters come running up to the TREE HOUSE TABLE & it’s an embarrassing situation for PB SAGAR & SOODIE..!

Bed Sheet is Upside Down..

Loads are thrown all over..

Glasses are rolling on the floor..

PB SAGAR’s Hair is Messy..

SOODIE is without a SHIRT & covering his face..!

All of a sudden,

The Talking Alarm buzzes from the WRIST WATCH..

“ Bas yahi Apraadh mein .. Har Baar karta hoon ..Aadmi{MAN} hoon Aadmi se Pyaar karta hoon .. “

SOODIE is disgusted with the situation & presses the BLUE Button to Stop the TALKING ALARM ..!

FUSSSSHHHH FUSSHHHH FUSSHHH ..Aakra Ka DAABRA ..

SOODIE has vanished from KINARA DHABA..

He went missing from work since that day .. !

PB SAGAR paid the Bill by CASH At Kinara Dhaba after his Credit cards failed to receive the amount ..Rs.3567/- excl TIP ..!

He spent the night searching for SOODIE & even gave a complaint to MIRA ROAD POLICE Station ..!

HE is out of my CURSE for having an affair with TWO MEN..

BUT, He still can’t sleep at night . dreaming about

“ What happened to SOODIE ?? Did he commit Suicide because of me ?? “

WAS it the END of SOODIE..

Dead he DIE for the Public ??

Sadly, YES ..

BUT, I got the info from his Bachpan ka Yaar – DOSSH { Victim of PB SAGAR }

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THE MR.INDIA WATCH..Was a True Thing ..!

He disappeared..!

SOODIE has now been transported to Timbaktu by the WRIST WATCH..!

After liking the place & finding people like him..

SOODIE decided to settle down..

He has married a FAT NIGRO & they run a SHARBAT Stall for Tourists selling KALINGAD & PAPITAA Juice..!

SOODIE is Earning well & has an ambition of Exporting SHARBAT Syrups on Wholesale Price to Mumbaikars....!

SOODIE is not on FB anymore..! His status reads – DEAD SOCIALLY..!

HE is an active persona on ORKUT .. Add him he has 14 friends ONLY.

{ Remember ?? Scraps & Bullshit on ORKUT…}

Moral of the Story -

PB SAGAR KE SAATH EK HO YA SAAT { SEVEN } LADKA TOH AKELA HI RAHEGA..!

Waise bhi akela ladka khuli hui tijori ki tarah hota hai ..

Jitna bhi LOOT lo..Phir bhi HASTE HASTE Deta rehta hai ..!

 

19th Blog --DESI BOYZ ..Part I

The feedback is tremendous on the Blogs..

BELIEVE IT OR NOT ??

I AM GIVING A BREAK to the GIRLS .. Wanna see PB SAGAR’s Darkside ??

It’s 3 am ..

PB SAGAR  is  still awake .. Turning in Bed wondering,

Scratching his bum covered by A&F boxers..!

“ How can I BEAT the PANVATI from ADITYA ?? “ The se7en {SAAT} ka Panvati

The Panvati was a CURSE he received from me as a ShishyaDhakshina ..!

Just for all the bloggers, he is my prodigy in Insurance.

It is a Worded Curse to him,

“ You shall date 5 Girls at a time & The 6^th & 7^th shall be BOYZ .. !

  If not you shall die a VIRGIN ..!! ”

This has hassled him so much that he fasts on Mondays, Fridays & visits ISKCON every Sunday too..

But the power of my curse is stronger than his imagination.

He knows & hence is worried..!

He is a Heterosexual Man & not a Bisexual but he has to do a DOSTANA to win over the Curse .. !

Can he do it ??   Read on to know more ..

Babes - he is dating so far are ONLY 5:

        BABES                                  STATUS

Bubbly – The  Boss                         IN LOVE WITH PB SAGAR

Chikni – The  Colleague                  BROKEN HEART STILL IN LOVE     

BEBO –   The  Trainee                    BROKEN HEART STILL IN LOVE

Tisha –  The  Client                     IN LOVE FOR STRAWBERRIES

CHAMPA – The Childhood Friend              IN LOVE WITH PB SAGAR

The next TWO have to be guys..He is not sure whom to catch..!

As it’s 3am, he is fooling ard on the ViewPad Tablet given by the company for logins. He accidentally dials the Number of DOSHH..

DOSHH is a ROSHESH look-a-like. {Check him out from the pic above.}

Typically studious guy, humble at heart & a compulsive flirt like PB SAGAR.

He is a FOODIE & boasts of being a modern Jain..

He is a fellow colleague of PB SAGAR at the ZIZOO Bank, Nariman Point.

DOSHH is puzzled at the missed call. He texts back, “Kya hua Chikne ?”

This excites PB SAGAR & he decides ROSHESH ko MOMMA se milwaungaa..!!

The 1^st affair to beat the Curse is DOSHH..

They exchange texts like never before.. just to give u a hint on this,

I got one of those messages & it was fun:--- Leaked by GOLU

“ Tune kya pehna hai DOSHH..?? “

“ Tommy ke Boxers, Red wale with pigeons on it..”

“ Wow, what a coincidence even I wear boxers of Tommy.. they seem comfy & fit well on the bum..!”

“ Ya I agree PB SAGAR..”

“ I wanna dedicate a song to u DOSHH..

Naadan Parindey Ghar aa jaa..

Naadan Parindey ghar aaja .. with lots of smileys..“

DOSHH is blushing n reverts,” Jo bhi main kehna chahuu kehte hain BOXERS mere .. O ye ye .. o yee yee ..ye yaa aa aa oo oo  “

The PB SAGAR is at it again.. this time it’s a MAN ..

PB SAGAR seems to have liked the Guy Next Door looks & talks of DOSHH.

Little did DOSHH know what he was in store for..

Next morning at in branch..PB SAGAR is wore a Baby Pink Arrow Shirt with a Purple Lombard Tie & DOSHH is all praises for him..!

They meet as frenz but PB SAGAR gives him the Dirty Hug & the Trademark GAY pinch on the cheeks..

It seems Normal to DOSHH but this strange behavior is observed by GOLU. Who is suspecting foul play..!

GOLU is my partner in crime. She is my source of information on blogs.

PB SAGAR never goes out on field calls with branch staff but today is insisting DOSHH for a LI call. They decide the call & its MADH Island where a NRI client seems interested to invest.

Train seems a faster route but PB SAGAR wants to have the best of DOSHH.

He persuades him to ride on his Pulsar 220CC- Ziddhi Maratha..!

On the bike,

PB SAGAR to DOSHH, “ Mujhe pakkad ke bhaithna,uddh jayega ..!”

No its okay ..! Doshh replies..

After hitting a speed breaker at 60mph..

DOSHH holds PB SAGAR on his shoulders out of fright..!

This fear is a reaction of NAUGHTY PB SAGAR who is in touch of his Masculine Flirting Skills now..

Continuous breaks is getting them closer to the fuel tank.

DOSHH is almost stuck to PB SAGAR like glue.Enjoying the BIKER Spirit of PB SAGAR.

Cant give more details as I wanna write blogs without CENSOR BOARD approvals.!

They reach the place & have a decent closure.

After reporting the case to Bubbly,The DUO head towards AKSA Beach..

PB SAGAR is humming the song, Tujhe Aksa Beach ghuma doon aa chalta kya ??

DOSHH is shy & has unbuttoned his shirt for a cool breeze experience.

“ Kyaa Garmi hai .. Aur tu bhi aaj kyaa kam HOT nahi lag raha hai ..!

Saala GLOBAL Warming tere bhaje se badi hai..PB SAGAR”

PB SAGAR replies by coming at a 2ft distance to DOSHH,

” Hmm..Tumse Kam mere ROSGULLA ..“

The talks continue & PB SAGAR has got all details including his eating habits, likes n dislikes , size of shirt-trousers.. hmmm Boxers Etc Etc .. U understand right ??

It’s a Feast for the eyes as they click COSY pics on the White BB Torch which is possessed by PB SAGAR. { We have stolen the BLOG PIC from Cell }

Suddenly, There’s a Danda on the bum of DOSHH ..!

“ Kaay re Bandya.. ?? Porgi milali nahi kaay ..? Andar Daalu kya ??    Saale.. Section 377 hai toh kya hua..

Ghar pe..  Behen, MAA , GF , Aunty , Maushi, Maami hai ke sirf

BHAI,BAAP,BF,UNCLE,MAMA MAMA khelte rehta hai ?? “

DOSHH is sweating in fear & buttons his shirt.

PB SAGAR starts tucking in his shirt as it had lost ironing..!

{ No pervert thoughts – Double meaning nahi PLZZ }

PB SAGAR to PANDU.. “ Saheb, Soda naa.. Mulga ..Ladka zara hai Thanda par

NO Danda..Chalo.. I will give u Thanda..?? “

PB SAGAR shares Rs.500/ note to PANDU & the case is solved..!

Pandu while going, “ Kyaa Re ZIDDHI MARATHA ko Paratha banayega ??

Laafa marega tereko..! Chal bhaag yahaan se..”

DOSHH has lost his IZZAT after this insult,he slaps PB SAGAR & asks him for explanation..He threatens to jump into the Sea…!

PB SAGAR confesses about the CURSE given by me ..!

Tears in his eyes--DOSSH runs away like Dimple Kapadia from the movie- BOBBY.. PB SAGAR keeps staring at his bum.. shameless after all..!

{ NO Double Meaning .. Because PAANDU ne Danda maara tha naa ?? }

PB SAGAR is left alone standing.. thinking SAALA mazhaa aaya ..!

Ab agla Shikhaar kaun ??

Immediately, it’s a Text from BEBO…

“ U LOSER ..Congrats for Closing a 50k case with DOSHH.. Who cares..!

Even I have closed a 1L deal with Banker – SOODIE { Varun }..!”

PB SAGAR knows his next MALE Target as Revenge will be sweet for hugging his BEBO ..!

His SMS to SOODIE, “ Wah mere Sher .. GAZZAB kar diya ..! “

To be continued …….DESI BOYZ ---- PART 2

MORAL of the Story –

GAY GAY GAY GAY .. Ghe re PANDU ..

Pyaar mein Rishvat Nahi… Section.377  mein faydaa nahi ..

Ladki ya Ladka.. PB SAGAR hamesha marega PYAAR ka TADKA ..!

18th MY PB-MY SAGAR ---- 18VI OOH LALA FANTASSY !!

After the popular – 17 pe Khatra .. We can’t have enough of our PB SAGAR Blogs… It takes a lot of effort in detailing the life of PB.

Hope to see comments on the Wall Post as a gesture of appreciation.

All Characters are not fictitious and are REAL people in PB SAGAR’s LIFE.

Weak hearted don’t read..All chicks – He is a STUD ..!

The story begins where 17 pe khatra ended.

Summary -

Chikni is heart broken .. Another Shikhaar of our HUNTER PB SAGAR

Bubbly is focusing on work .

BEBO’s last chance to be the ONLY GF of PB SAGAR.

Tisha is the New Mission for PB SAGAR.

A beautiful November shining sun & what’s this …

PB SAGAR has reached the branch at 9.15am ..1^st time since joining.

Bebo panicks & runs into the washroom as if it’s a FIRE ALARM ..!

Reason - She has not applied Kajal. She always wants to impress PB SAGAR.

PB SAGAR greets everyone in the Branch huddle,” Good Morning Team & asks about BEBO. Kya kare aadat se majboor..ONCE A FLIRT, FLIRT FOR LIFE..!

Covering his eyes by her hands, she asks, “ Guess who ?? “

PB SAGAR knows its BEBO by her Perfume & the sound of her anklets.

“ Hmm.. BABITA ?? “ PB SAGAR laughs on purpose .

BEBO angry, “ Teri BEBO PB SAGAR.. Kaun hai yeh Chudail BABITA  ? “

PB SAGAR calms her down, “ Sorry BEBO ..Just mazaak mazaak ..

Chalo Closure pe jaana hai.Bike pe jayenge tumhe McDonalds mein Happy Meal khilaata hoon.. “

She is so excited, now she again runs in for Final make-up.

“ Love can make you a Clown HENCE PROVED by JAADUGAR PB SAGAR. “

Honestly speaking PB SAGAR is clean bowled seeing BEBO,

She is looking sweet as ever with her Trademark Pink Revlon Lipstick & wearing a Net Sleeved Anarkali from BIBA.

They are on the bike-Black Pulsar 220CC .. Ziddhi Maratha .. !

BEBO is sticking to PB SAGAR as if there’s a TRIPLE SEAT.

PB SAGAR enjoys the ride while breaking often in NO TRAFFIC Zone.

The Duo reach MVP Apartments at Cuffe Parade.

They ring the bell & the maid calls out ,

“Memsaab ZIZOO Bank se aaye hain..!”

Dressed in a sexy MANGO Tank Top & JOCKEY Boxers looking stunning.

TISHA CHOPRA – The Client who is hooked by PB SAGAR in the branch.

PB SAGAR’s eyes pop out like POPCORN whilst BEBO is jealous & in envy.

They start talking business & TISHA likes the plan,

PB SAGAR suggests ,”Mam, U can invest 1L per yr maxm as per your salary.”

Tisha replies,” PB SAGAR for u, I will do 2L every year but only on 1 condition… ? “

Typical PB SAGAR habit, without knowing the hidden agenda,

“ I agree to all your conditions, Mam.. Just sign the Cheque for 2L .“

The deal is closed. TISHA is full of excitement.

Still suspense over the Conditions. TISHA says, “ Will call you & tell u the conditions, please login my case for your targets.”

BEBO leaves in a hurry, following her PB SAGAR runs out with the forms.

Kya hua BEBO ?

U think I am a FOOL ?? Kya chal raha tha upar .? Asa pic lo TAB pe ..Waisa Pic accha lagega App Form pe .. ??

Business aur kya ?? – PB SAGAR reverts

Business ??.. Kaise koi LI jaise product mein 2L every yr invest karta hai without reading brochure,charges,EBI etc ??

Log Product nahi meri Personality aur Confidence pe karidte hain.!!

Kya Tum Business ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte ho ?? – BEBO questions

Nahi .. Nahi Nahi .. But Ladki ke liye kuch bhi ..I mean Kadki-NO Business month mein yaar “ It’s a BIG SLIP of Tongue by PB SAGAR.

BEBO catches a cab & leaves.

Reaches the branch--full of tears in her eyes..

VARUN the ZIZOO BANK staff is in Silent love with BEBO.

He hugs her & wipes the tears, criticizing PB SAGAR as usual.

This is another Love Story. Thanks to PB SAGAR for BEBO HEARTBREAK..!

Sitting alone at MAC.

PB SAGAR is so shameless, he orders another meal this time LARGE VALUE MEAL.

After all, Always HUNGRY for more..!

Drops a text to TISHA, “ Whats the Condition LOL ? “

TISHA replies, “ SWEETY, I wanna go shopping “

PB SAGAR delighted ,” Sure Kahaan ? DOLCE GABBANA, ZARA or DIOR ? “

No bacha, I wanna buy STRAWBERRIES …!! - TISHA

PB SAGAR puzzled,” Why ?? OKies but .. hmm Lets go to FOOD BAZAAR “

No u DUMBO, Wanna pluck them by my own hands ‘

Mere haathon se thodne hain Strawberries..Original Tree ke paas le chalo ..!!

PB SAGAR feels, Bhai Chance pe DANCE maar le ..

“ TISHOO .. Lets go to Panchgani .. My farmhouse,I own many STRAWBERRY plantations there . “

TISHA gets what she wanted & they go in her Ford Fiesta within 1hr.

Luckily there’s the driver or PB SAGAR would have made his intensions clear.

They reach Panchgani to a pleasant climate & a lovely scenery.

On reaching the Strawberry trees,

TISHA – “ I can’t reach out to the strawberries . Please give me a hand. “

PB SAGAR holding her smooth waist & feeling lucky helps pluck the juiciest, sweetest strawberries from the farm.

He is imagining as always, “ Ab main usko kaise Impress Karu ?

Kab Kiss karu ya Hug karu ? Love u bolu ya Wait karu ? “

Ping Ping ..its the BBM text ..

“Honey,I am at Lintas,Panchgani already reached.Lets catch up at night for a SPECIAL Cuchikoo.. “ from MR.VIKRAM CHOPRA, hubby of TISHA.

Later,PB SAGAR realizes its not his Strawberries she is interested in .

Hubby’s Birthday Gift & her surprise visit.

He is dejected, drops her at the Lintas Project site & all ROMANCE dreams broken..She thanks him & leaves to meet her Hubby…

While walking back, he sees the old bungalow near his place..

The DESAI’s stayed here .. His Father’s friend & his Childhood mate- NAGCHAMPA known now as CHAMPA lived here.

CHAMPA was the GIRL NEXT DOOR who always wore Frocks,Specs,Braces & two ponies with oiled hair. A typical Behenji for our PB SAGAR.

She was madly in love with PB SAGAR but PB SAGAR ki status high thi.

He would ignore her & avoid her texts since 2 yrs.

Now CHAMPA, is this 36-24-36 Bombshell in Panchgani with Long hair,Brown eyes,Sparkling smile & a huge sex appeal in town.

Apna PB SAGAR toh gaya kaam se..

He bangs into her …{ Observe he always does this with Girls }

“ I am Sorry..Are u ..I mean..Unbelievable ?? so o o Seeii Sweeeet ..

CHAMPA .. NAGCHAMPA PANDURANG DESAI ?? .. DESAI kaka’s ladki .. “

She replies,” HO .. Who else yaa .. ? Kaay re PB SAGAR..Hows ya ??

After long time in Panchagani. No calls, no SMS..Wow u have a BB TORCH..Gimme ur BB PIN ??...“

PB SAGAR knows by now ,

“BB PIN mila toh Ladki IN.. Scene SET for 19^th Blog..

7 Din Ladki IN from Kal Ho Na HO & His Mission EK OUT toh DUSRI IN !”

MORAL OF THE STORY for my Bloggers –

PB SAGAR STORIES are subject to FLIRTING RISKS .

DON’T READ OR ASK CONDITIONS LIKE A FOOL JUST SIGN A DATE CHEQUE.

BUT ISHQ IS RISK WITH PB SAGAR.

BACHNA AE HASEENO….

17 pe KHATRA

Thanks for the overwhelming response to MY PB - MY SAGAR

Will post new series regularly with the SAGAR Theme 

"A new girl entering scene & an old one leaving always."

                                                                   17  PE  KHATRA

After the popular incident with Chikni & Bubbly’s heartbreak.
We move to the 17^th Chapter in the SAGAR PB Saga .. !!

The day began with SAGAR PB being dragged out of bed by the strings of his Tommy Hilfiger Boxers..

The call was from BUNTY, “ Kidhar hai saale .. branch kaun pohchega ? Mail pe reply kar nahi toh RH ke saamne baith jaana .. ! “

SAGAR PB , “ But .. Sir .. Main toh .. Nahi Boss.. Magar Sir..Plzz Sir ..!”

BUNTY is a 5ft wannabe who pretends to be what he is not ..!

Salman copycat which probably makes him more like Rajpal Yadav from Peepli Live instead.

His idiotic attitude & Ball talks makes him a JOKER in the team.

BUNTY was actually jealous of the rising popularity of SAGAR PB.

As the new trainee spoke nothing except SAGAR PB SAGAR PB to BUNTY.

Here, We come across 17 NO – BEBO .. NEW VICTIM OF SAGAR PB

BEBO is a 19 yr old joining the company for earning a quick money but little she knew that SAGAR PB was waiting to steal her heart.

BEBO has gone mad since she saw SAGAR PB first time in White Shirt & grey trouser with Black Arrow Tie.

She has forgotten business targets & now focuses on wearing Stylish Kurta with eye make-up & Sexy Pink lipstick for SAGAR PB.

SAGAR PB in his Casanova style notices her but ignores her moves.

So much that he keeps her waiting for lunch for 30 mins everyday.

The same morning at the branch- Somewhere at a prime location in SOBO.

SAGAR PB walks in 3hrs late & is greeted by Bubbly the Boss.

“SAGAR PB whats the time lolzz ?? “

“ Bubbly .. oops  im sorry-  Mam, I’m sorry but was working on the presentation you gave me last night . ! “

 “ Last warning SAGAR PB, COME in my Cabin ! “ in front of SOODHY & MONEY The Bankers working with SAGAR PB ..

 “ SAGAR PB main tumhe har baar save nahi kar sakti .. after all Chikni jaise nahi hoon.. ke tum time pe aaoge .. Be careful  .. “ said Bubbly.

SAGAR PB walks out from the cabin waiting to start work on his NEW KINDLE TAB given by the company for logins ..

He bangs into BEBO ,

“ Oops Sorry ” thinking in his mind{ Wah kya rapchik lag rahi hai? }

“Chalta hai yaar, tum sorry bologe toh mujhe paap lagega..” Bebo reply

“ Chalo BEBO , tumhe training deta hoon on new products. Aur form filling seekhata hoon . “

This training continues for an hour before MONEY calls BEBO.

MONEY is the new competitor for SAGAR PB at the branch.

Simple guy with a hidden agenda to be the Hugh Hefner little does he know that SAGAR PB sirf ek hi ho sakta hai..!

MONEY is also targeting BEBO, He tells her

“Uske 16 GF ho gaye hain .. tu banegi 17 NO aur haan yaad rakna ..

17 pe khatra !! “

BEBO ko khatra pasand hai bcoz she too is a AWWAL Khiladi..

“ Mere SAGAR PB. I mean SAGAR PB ke bare mein ase mat bol.”

Today , CHIKNI has been busy with AUDIT work.

But,PB has already done the needful by way of SMS.

Tum aaj sabse pretty lag rahe ho .. Dil ke tukde hazaar kar rahe ho !

Same SMS sent to BUBBLY , BEBO & the 16 others in BBM Group .

SAGAR PB in the mean time continues his work, hunting a female client.

His new mantra -

Success is only possible with Female Clients .

SAGAR PB holds the record for highest conversion rate for Female clients in SOBO Insurance Industry.

He taps TISHA a high end client of the Bank in the Lobby .

SAGAR PB offers her a Coffee but She refuses..

Escorts her to CHIKNI’s Desk .

He starts pitching & realizes she carries a BB BOLD 9900..

His mind asks him a tricky question,

“ BB PIN loon ya Premium Cheque?“ After much debate,

He says “ TISHA Mam, if you can share your BB pin.. I will update you on the new products.“

“That will be great as I’m in a hurry..BB PIN is.. BB58466 .. ! “

SAGAR PB asks Office guy BABU to get him a Gift Box.

BABU knows the SAGAR PB mantra for Male clients

Gift ussi ko milta hai jo policy leta hai BUT …….

“ Mam, this is for you . We offer only to esteemed clients for sharing a long relationship with our company. “ SAGAR PB is confident of a date.

Tisha replies ,

 “ Oh Thanks.! SAGAR PB we can meet on the weekend..

   I mean for the Business ! “ She gives a flirty smile while leaving.

SAGAR PB knows DEAL is CLOSED !

All this is witnessed by CHIKNI, who is burnt in Jealousy.

But, TISHA CHOPRA is a Managed A/c Customer of CHIKNI whom she has serviced & planned to sell the NEW PRODUCT – OBSTACLE – Highest LOVE Guaranteed launched a month ago.

She is surprised at SAGAR PB’s hesitance of not pitching in the branch.

CHIKNI now knows

Why he didn’t come for Shopping ?

Why does he never attend his call ??

Why does his BB TORCH hang when she asks to check it ?

Why did he ditch me ??

CHIKNI is heartbroken .. Tears in eyes similar to BUBBLY Tears.. !

Har Sawaal ka ek hi jawaab .. SAGAR PB hai SOBO Ka NAWAB

Moral of the Story –

2 Birds in Hand are better than ONE behind in the Bush .. !

Meaning in Hindi ,

2 panchi haath mein behtar hain .. EK Item jhaadiyon ke peeche se.. !