The feedback is tremendous on the Blogs..
BELIEVE IT OR NOT ??
I AM GIVING A BREAK to the GIRLS .. Wanna see PB SAGAR’s Darkside ??
It’s 3 am ..
PB SAGAR is still awake .. Turning in Bed wondering,
Scratching his bum covered by A&F boxers..!
“ How can I BEAT the PANVATI from ADITYA ?? “ The se7en {SAAT} ka Panvati
The Panvati was a CURSE he received from me as a ShishyaDhakshina ..!
Just for all the bloggers, he is my prodigy in Insurance.
It is a Worded Curse to him,
“ You shall date 5 Girls at a time & The 6th & 7th shall be BOYZ .. !
If not you shall die a VIRGIN ..!! ”
This has hassled him so much that he fasts on Mondays, Fridays & visits ISKCON every Sunday too..
But the power of my curse is stronger than his imagination.
He knows & hence is worried..!
He is a Heterosexual Man & not a Bisexual but he has to do a DOSTANA to win over the Curse .. !
Can he do it ?? Read on to know more ..
Babes - he is dating so far are ONLY 5:
BABES STATUS
Bubbly – The Boss IN LOVE WITH PB SAGAR
Chikni – The Colleague BROKEN HEART STILL IN LOVE
BEBO – The Trainee BROKEN HEART STILL IN LOVE
Tisha – The Client IN LOVE FOR STRAWBERRIES
CHAMPA – The Childhood Friend IN LOVE WITH PB SAGAR
The next TWO have to be guys..He is not sure whom to catch..!
As it’s 3am, he is fooling ard on the ViewPad Tablet given by the company for logins. He accidentally dials the Number of DOSHH..
DOSHH is a ROSHESH look-a-like. {Check him out from the pic above.}
Typically studious guy, humble at heart & a compulsive flirt like PB SAGAR.
He is a FOODIE & boasts of being a modern Jain..
He is a fellow colleague of PB SAGAR at the ZIZOO Bank, Nariman Point.
DOSHH is puzzled at the missed call. He texts back, “Kya hua Chikne ?”
This excites PB SAGAR & he decides ROSHESH ko MOMMA se milwaungaa..!!
The 1st affair to beat the Curse is DOSHH..
They exchange texts like never before.. just to give u a hint on this,
I got one of those messages & it was fun:--- Leaked by GOLU
“ Tune kya pehna hai DOSHH..?? “
“ Tommy ke Boxers, Red wale with pigeons on it..”
“ Wow, what a coincidence even I wear boxers of Tommy.. they seem comfy & fit well on the bum..!”
“ Ya I agree PB SAGAR..”
“ I wanna dedicate a song to u DOSHH..
Naadan Parindey Ghar aa jaa..
Naadan Parindey ghar aaja .. with lots of smileys..“
DOSHH is blushing n reverts,” Jo bhi main kehna chahuu kehte hain BOXERS mere .. O ye ye .. o yee yee ..ye yaa aa aa oo oo “
The PB SAGAR is at it again.. this time it’s a MAN ..
PB SAGAR seems to have liked the Guy Next Door looks & talks of DOSHH.
Little did DOSHH know what he was in store for..
Next morning at in branch..PB SAGAR is wore a Baby Pink Arrow Shirt with a Purple Lombard Tie & DOSHH is all praises for him..!
They meet as frenz but PB SAGAR gives him the Dirty Hug & the Trademark GAY pinch on the cheeks..
It seems Normal to DOSHH but this strange behavior is observed by GOLU. Who is suspecting foul play..!
GOLU is my partner in crime. She is my source of information on blogs.
PB SAGAR never goes out on field calls with branch staff but today is insisting DOSHH for a LI call. They decide the call & its MADH Island where a NRI client seems interested to invest.
Train seems a faster route but PB SAGAR wants to have the best of DOSHH.
He persuades him to ride on his Pulsar 220CC- Ziddhi Maratha..!
On the bike,
PB SAGAR to DOSHH, “ Mujhe pakkad ke bhaithna,uddh jayega ..!”
No its okay ..! Doshh replies..
After hitting a speed breaker at 60mph..
DOSHH holds PB SAGAR on his shoulders out of fright..!
This fear is a reaction of NAUGHTY PB SAGAR who is in touch of his Masculine Flirting Skills now..
Continuous breaks is getting them closer to the fuel tank.
DOSHH is almost stuck to PB SAGAR like glue.Enjoying the BIKER Spirit of PB SAGAR.
Cant give more details as I wanna write blogs without CENSOR BOARD approvals.!
They reach the place & have a decent closure.
After reporting the case to Bubbly,The DUO head towards AKSA Beach..
PB SAGAR is humming the song, Tujhe Aksa Beach ghuma doon aa chalta kya ??
DOSHH is shy & has unbuttoned his shirt for a cool breeze experience.
“ Kyaa Garmi hai .. Aur tu bhi aaj kyaa kam HOT nahi lag raha hai ..!
Saala GLOBAL Warming tere bhaje se badi hai..PB SAGAR”
PB SAGAR replies by coming at a 2ft distance to DOSHH,
” Hmm..Tumse Kam mere ROSGULLA ..“
The talks continue & PB SAGAR has got all details including his eating habits, likes n dislikes , size of shirt-trousers.. hmmm Boxers Etc Etc .. U understand right ??
It’s a Feast for the eyes as they click COSY pics on the White BB Torch which is possessed by PB SAGAR. { We have stolen the BLOG PIC from Cell }
Suddenly, There’s a Danda on the bum of DOSHH ..!
“ Kaay re Bandya.. ?? Porgi milali nahi kaay ..? Andar Daalu kya ?? Saale.. Section 377 hai toh kya hua..
Ghar pe.. Behen, MAA , GF , Aunty , Maushi, Maami hai ke sirf
BHAI,BAAP,BF,UNCLE,MAMA MAMA khelte rehta hai ?? “
DOSHH is sweating in fear & buttons his shirt.
PB SAGAR starts tucking in his shirt as it had lost ironing..!
{ No pervert thoughts – Double meaning nahi PLZZ }
PB SAGAR to PANDU.. “ Saheb, Soda naa.. Mulga ..Ladka zara hai Thanda par
NO Danda..Chalo.. I will give u Thanda..?? “
PB SAGAR shares Rs.500/ note to PANDU & the case is solved..!
Pandu while going, “ Kyaa Re ZIDDHI MARATHA ko Paratha banayega ??
Laafa marega tereko..! Chal bhaag yahaan se..”
DOSHH has lost his IZZAT after this insult,he slaps PB SAGAR & asks him for explanation..He threatens to jump into the Sea…!
PB SAGAR confesses about the CURSE given by me ..!
Tears in his eyes--DOSSH runs away like Dimple Kapadia from the movie- BOBBY.. PB SAGAR keeps staring at his bum.. shameless after all..!
{ NO Double Meaning .. Because PAANDU ne Danda maara tha naa ?? }
PB SAGAR is left alone standing.. thinking SAALA mazhaa aaya ..!
Ab agla Shikhaar kaun ??
Immediately, it’s a Text from BEBO…
“ U LOSER ..Congrats for Closing a 50k case with DOSHH.. Who cares..!
Even I have closed a 1L deal with Banker – SOODIE { Varun }..!”
PB SAGAR knows his next MALE Target as Revenge will be sweet for hugging his BEBO ..!
His SMS to SOODIE, “ Wah mere Sher .. GAZZAB kar diya ..! “
To be continued …….DESI BOYZ ---- PART 2
MORAL of the Story –
GAY GAY GAY GAY .. Ghe re PANDU ..
Pyaar mein Rishvat Nahi… Section.377 mein faydaa nahi ..
Ladki ya Ladka.. PB SAGAR hamesha marega PYAAR ka TADKA ..!
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